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7 décembre 2007

Miscellaneous

Dont forget to see the facebook group rant below i put on today after this one: RACLETTE Tonight! I'm sooooo Happy. They bought me a chocolate cake. I guess everything at once is better than not at all. I would've preferred more room to gorge myself with...
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11 mars 2008

The question

So here's the question: How do you live with someone you can't stand most of the time, be emotionally and psychologically available for your kids and work with a commute of almost 2 hours in both directions in jobs where you know you can't get ahead?...
8 novembre 2007

FACEBOOK RANT

Facebook isn't great, Hatebook is based on facebook so it isn't great either... I don't have the time and I'm getting sucked in. What is the difference between a vampire warrior and a hypnotic vampire? I need more cool applications. How do you get rid...
6 novembre 2007

Today is getting better

I would like to share with you the site of a great - well average, but charming (as much as a group of lesbians rock bands can be) lesbian rock band. Now I have nothing against lesbians, as a matter of fact I aspire to one day be a lesbian. I remember...
6 novembre 2007

A wonderful sense of humor/english lesson

If English is your first language and you think you don't need an English lesson I would normally say you are right. If you are English. If you aren't English you can improve, unless you are Welsh which means you are perfect. If you are Irish your first...
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6 novembre 2007

OK, i'm not funny enough

Obviously as with everything else in life the more you invest the more you profit. I've realized it may be hard to understand certain comments if you haven't followed from the beginning. Tired of seeing that first old stupid joke from my colleague rant...
31 octobre 2007

Buttcrack

Have you ever noticed that 5 euro fake Hugo Boss leather belts from Greece are so heavy they actually pull down your pants? Especially if they don't have enough holes when you pull tight around the waist? With all the people that comment on my fatness...
26 octobre 2007

Bravo! The fighting English!

To my immense pleasure, An English client visiting us in Paris today had the gaulle (and the le is on purpose), he had the balls, the hutspa to add photos of a French rugby player being decimated by an English rugby player in his power point presentation....
25 octobre 2007

Users guide to Rich's blog

It has been brought to my attention that it is difficult to follow the order of events as they occur in my blog because i have a sorry ass 5th grader's ability to write stories. So I have decided to write a Support Guide for those of you who are interested...
24 octobre 2007

Gas Pump Crisis Finished!!!

Ok where was I? Back to the pump, The first side reads - code valid, please take your card, The problem at that point was that i had already taken my card and the gas never started pumping. So I'm thinking i just bought the next car a full tank of gas!...
23 octobre 2007

Gas Pump Crisis continued

Tennis court interlude - Before i continue i have to express the satisfaction i got asking the rude frenchie that tried to kick Morgan and i off the tennis courts this weekend. I decided to be a good citizen and do a little community service by cleaning...
7 juillet 2008

her rediculous bullshit today:

Apparently Every kid in france is entitled to a new bookbag every year. I tried to explain that if the bag rolls and holds books - doesn't have any holes there is no need to spend more money. When one parent is making less money because she is on ongé...
2 janvier 2008

A strange calm...

A storm must be building, because i don't know how to enjoy my life without worrying about something... I'm just happy. Tons of stuff to say but no sense of urgency. It's like the period of time after a great orgasm, only extended. You don't want to do...
25 janvier 2008

More finance - sorry...

"By the end of December, he was ``massively in the money,'' said Collas. "Since the beginning of the year his trades became unprofitable." Bloomberg.com... ------- Sorry but i think it funny that as soon as we aren't in the money anymore someone blows...
7 janvier 2008

OK I change my mind - FACEBOOK FCUKIN RULES

I feel like julio iglesias for once in my life. I even want to learn spanish! If someone asks Como estas? Can you reply Estoy bien? Bien is french isn't it? As you can see i've got a long way to go... Tough luck for Indhira from Venezuela! MARIE please...
26 décembre 2007

bah humbug

The best ever holiday wishes : Robert L. Boasi wrote at 3:06pm on December 25 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration...
6 décembre 2007

Psy

I think i have a psy now. At least you can have a psy in other countries. Someone that follows your progress and helps you stay on the path to finding a reasonably productive somewhat sane life. I can't really say i have a psy i guess because that would...
5 octobre 2008

i love this blog -

It has been months since i posted anything and they haven't cut me off! My bank in the states cuts me off if i don't go online once every 45 days. My wife cuts me off if i go three minutes without doing what she wants. My parents in law cut me off if...
27 novembre 2007

Where have all the cool people gone?

My new idol: Banville."Those who never do anything can never do anything wrong." "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. " - Voltaire (Teaching this to my son everyday with spankings!) "True valor is to...
6 novembre 2007

????

Is this blog thing for chicks? Are there other guys that do this? I might have to stop. Take the pot shot at me if you must and we will move on. But i would like feedback. Why is it that everything i like has to come to a quick end. Well except for the...
24 octobre 2007

I'm stupid.

I found the comments:Thanks Paul and Carole! I can now continue knowing someone is out there!!!Today is my birthday. I got two bowls to eat my cereal in the morning from the wife, a call from my lovely stepsister that startled me back to reality on the...
17 octobre 2007

My Sandwich - The First Rant !

Now I don’t want to go off on a rant… Because everyone hates when thin-skinned people like kids or myself rant and rave because its usually about nothing understandable or serious and it get on the nerves (or tits if your british) very easily. But !!!...
1 décembre 2007

School

Thank you for that rousing massive standing ovation for my departure into oblivion. Mrs. Dizzy is the only one bothered apparently. It appears I've lost a couple readers and we are down to one. So as this is cheaper than sending texto's and i don't have...
23 novembre 2007

Thanksgiving Lunch

Thank you girls for a wonderful Lunch - Sorry i was late but Line 9 is still on strike. Maybe next year for a Turkey Dinner? For the French: Thanksgiving is an American holiday that falls on the fourth Thursday of every November. Its when Americans give...
28 avril 2008

The funniest cartoon ever. .

The hottest French cartoon for the last 2 years is about cats and roaches doing the Tom and Jerry thing. Channel Gulli - Oggy and the Cafards. I think french society is blatantly following in america's footsteps out of blind commecial envy and pushing...
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