Tennis court interlude - Before i continue i have to express the satisfaction i got asking the rude frenchie that tried to kick Morgan and i off the tennis courts this weekend. I decided to be a good citizen and do a little community service by cleaning...

The other day,... There were a lot of "the other days" - i'm trying to catch up. It'll take another 36 years and 363 days probably but i'm gonna go for it. Let's pray france doesn't kill me first. In case you haven't heard it, I want to send a warm happy...

Now I don’t want to go off on a rant… Because everyone hates when thin-skinned people like kids or myself rant and rave because its usually about nothing understandable or serious and it get on the nerves (or tits if your british) very easily. But !!!...

Someone told me this really funny joke the other day: One day on a train an American, a Frenchman, and a pretty Norwegian girl were in the same compartment. They ride for a couple hours without speaking when they come to a tunnel that plunges them into...