Me

oh yeah. Gonna try to be more positive! :)

:)  Oh yeah baby! I'll be back soon!

Watch this  SNL

It has been months since i posted anything and they haven't cut me off! My bank in the states cuts me off if i don't go online once every 45 days. My wife cuts me off if i go three minutes without doing what she wants. My parents in law cut me off if i go a couple months without paying rent trying to figure out if i'm going to be an owner of the house i am buying them, etc...

I'm back and i just want to say.

I love Saturday Night Live!

Apparently Every kid in france is entitled to a new bookbag every year. I tried to explain that if the bag rolls and holds books - doesn't have any holes there is no need to spend more money. When one parent is making less money because she is on ongé parental and the other on welfare they kids bookbags are not the major priority. So she's acting like a child and sulking. So she's left the house with morgan and left me with the two little ones for the day. No word of where they are going.

No word yet on a compromise to releive me of my 4 hour commute to work in finance in paris
No word yet on going to see a marriage councelor
No word yet on whether i'm going to get some of the house i'm paying for in her father's name
No word yet on whether or not she's going to a sex therapist

WTF !!!!!!

On the bright side I bought Opeth tix for november! So i guess i have to stay in france that long at least : )

The hottest French cartoon for the last 2 years is about cats and roaches doing the Tom and Jerry thing. Channel Gulli  -  Oggy and the Cafards.

I think french society is blatantly following in america's footsteps out of blind commecial envy and pushing violence on our children because it has no soul. Soon there will be children stabbing other classmates at schools because shooting is for wimps. The french have beaten us on something! I can't wait to see how long it takes for studies to come out proving that television influences children to become more violent. And i love the teachers telling me morgan was too "free with his hands". HE'S A PRODUCT OF YOUR SOCIETY!!! Or else i've been beaten his mother then sitting down with him afterward with a beer explaining that that's what she needed???? Actually that sounds like a good idea!

What we need is good insightful social themes in the media showing us how we can all get along. My favorite form of media is the internet if you haven't guessed - although american science fiction and tv series are kicking ass at the moment. Maybe french cartoons should start showing our children how to get along with others.  This following clip is more of what we need; an example of american engineering that shows how I got along with my bosses at a small company called Société Generale. In case you haven't been following - they lost 7 billion recently due to bad management....

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/152-the_boss

Ceck this out:

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/649-blender_poll_trailer

http://www.joecartoon.com/blenderpoll

You need to see this:

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/67-frog_in_a_blender

If you can't understand, Dilbert should be good enough for you for the next 30 years.