I'm thinkin about a pg 13 version to see if the reason no one reads me is because i'm too hardcore. Some expression about chevilles should go here, shouldn't it?

Thank you for that rousing massive standing ovation for my departure into oblivion. Mrs. Dizzy is the only one bothered apparently. It appears I've lost a couple readers and we are down to one. So as this is cheaper than sending texto's and i don't have...