Visiting the States Guide for Frenchies
I can't think of everything so please help me out...
If you want an American to understand you, you can't say:
"Take an
aperatif" - its "HAVE an aperitf"
"Take my
shower" - its "take A shower".
Suck my
dick - We use the phrase more often so feel free...
Eat shit
and die motherfucker! - Even if they aren't motherfuckers you can use the term. It's the form that counts here not the accuracy ; ) Actually most motherfuckers are condemned to eternity in hell already but that's besides the point.
I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole - This means you haven't discovered Megadik, the best christmas herbal enhancement remedy to under-endowment.
Va te faire enculer salope - This will definitely be taken as "I wouldn't fuck you" and won't have the same desired effect.